's'sEd Waisanen
Crime-Fighting Alias: Officer Sanchez
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Crime-Fighting Ability: Tiger Claw of Death (tm)
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Wise Saying: "Do not ask questions of the rock that could be better answered by the tree..."
Ed grew tired of having a monosyllabic first name so he robbed a hobo of his coat. Little did he know that this "coat" was really a "mystical-identity-changing-whino-cover." Instantly he became Officer Sanchez, fighting crime in the form of uneaten sandwiches. Officer Sanchez can play his thighs and has a degree in "stupidology."