Jake Scobey-Thal

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Jake Scobey-Thal
Crime-Fighting Alias: Jam Masta Jew
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Crime-Fighting Ability: Battery Throwing
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Wise Saying: "Women are like trolley cars there's plenty of them in the sea."

       Jam Masta Jew recently uptained from the bowels of a whale plays mad phat tenor sax. While he is not making macaroni or rockin the mic hard core, he sits alone watching cartoons and eating macaroni.

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