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Crime-Fighting Alias: Master Po
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Wise Saying: "Your life won't be worth one goddamn."
Master Po fights crime with his bamboo stick by day and plays trumpet by night. He was taught kung-fu and the art of trumpet and guitar and scratching by Wednesday, a great master of disguise. He now lives in Ann Arbor in his secret underground lair, which he uses to fight crime... by day. And he practices trumpet and his other instruments there by night. His friends call him "Po' Man". He once beat up a pair of crippled kung-fu masters in a movie called "Crippled Masters" and enjoys skiing, long walks on the beach, and dinner by candlelight.