's'sStuart Parnes
Crime-Fighting Alias: Wenzel Edwards
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Wise Saying: "I'll Wise Your Saying."
So i was at my house with Cade and i was making some eggs and ham and i got this phone call. I picked it up and the voice on the other end asked for Wenzel Edwards. I told him it was a wrong number but he insisted that he called Wenzel at this number all the time. "Do you know Wenzel?" he asked me. No i replied. "He has dreadlocks and is in a rock band" the man said. Hmmmm sounds like me. "Hey! I have dreadlocks!" I replied. The man on the phone then asked me a number of questions before putting me on to his friend who had dread locks. I was put on to some old Jamacan guy who asked me aobut my hair and job and if I surfed and if I represented his culture and if i liked the ladies and if i had a girlfriend and about Wenzel and lots more stuff. From then on I knew that by day and most of the time by night and in the afternoon, I am Stuart. But by the other times of the day that Im asleep I become Wenzel Edwards the Rockin Surfin Jamacan verson of me. So next time you see Wenzel give him a wave.